WHAT WAS LIFE LIKE...
What was life like before...
1. Starbucks? Paid only 50 cents for a cup of coffee.
2. Kids? Not as exciting.
3. My wife? Lonely.
4. Wal Mart? More expensive and less convenient.
5. 9-11? Not as guarded.
6. My computer? Used more "white out".
7. The Internet? Logged more time in a library.
8. River City Trio? I sang in the shower.
9. News Channel 3? Not as interesting.
10. Age 30? About 15 lbs. lighter.
posted by Tim Simpson @ 1:10 PM
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